Sign, Sign everywhere a sign

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."**************************In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."**************************On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:Yesterday's Meals on Wheels**************************On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business" **************************At a Proctologist's door:"To expedite your visit please back in."**************************On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."**************************On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."**************************On a Church's Billboard:"7 days without God makes one weak." **************************At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."**************************On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"**************************At a Towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."**************************On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts." **************************In a Non-Smoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." **************************On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push." **************************At an Optometrist's Office :"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ***********! ***************On a Taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff."**************************On a Fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" **************************At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."**************************Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary We hear you coming." **************************In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"**************************At the Electric Company:"We would be delighted if you sent in your payment.However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."**************************In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait."**************************At a Propane Filling Station :"Thank heaven for little grills."



**************************And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak

[AFF]

The muffler shop sign "no appointment necessary.We hear you coming" made me laugh because there's a muffler shop in Milan,TN where that is exactly what they say in their radio ad.

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[Adam]

Those are good.

[snoopcockycock]

several of them are very funny. i laughed out loud two or three times.

but do us a favor guys, please don't quote entire threads. it is well understood what you are laughing at. thanks.

[Magellan]

Funny stuff.

[Cockholiday]

those are great